the most funny joke

hey everyone here is a joke my friend made up its funny!
it goes like this guess what i ate today?! green peas! XD

Huh?? I don't get it... But i got one anywayz! xD

Q: Why did the car cross the road?
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A: It was giving a ride to the chicken.
HAHAHAHAHA! -_-
I kno its not the best joke. Hope it made you say "Der!" anyway!

don't understand both of your jokes but thxs for posting

Well I don't get Cathy's.... . But whatever maybe in the future, somebody will post a joke that EVERYBODY undertstands!

Lily

Haha. Call me Lil if you want(: Everybody does(:

you don't get it.... green peas! green peas

Oh!!!! Hahahaha.... I GET IT NOW! Um r0fl xP

LOL!

Here's another joke:
Okay, so Toby went to school and his teacher said,
"Learn the first four letters of the alphabet"
So Toby went to his older sister, who was cleaning up the dog's poop.
"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"Poop, poop, and more poop, " She grumbled.
Then Toby went to his brother, who was playing Pacman.
"What's the second letter of the ABC?"
"Pacman, Dut, duttta, dut! "
So Toby went to his Dad, who was paying the bills
"What's the third letter of the ABC?"
"Skrew it!"
So Toby went to his Mother, who was grilling wienes for the BBQ this afternoon.
"What's the fourth letter of the ABC?"
"AAAH, the wienes just got burned!"
The next morning at school:
"What's the first letter of the ABC?"
"Poop, poop, and more poop."
"Excuse me!? Who do you think you are!?"
"Pacman, Dutt, Dutta, dut!"
At the principles office:
"A weeks's detention!"
"Skrew it!"
At home, his mom started spanking him for what he said:
"AAAH, the wienes just got burned!"
The End.

YAY! SOMEBODY POSTED A JOKE THAT EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS!

lil